Coyoty eats Christmas party food.


Baked ziti, chicken parmesan, chicken piccata, rice, and salad.


Christmas cookies, cakes, and cream puffs.

Coyoty makes trashy brown rice with turkey gravy and spicy salami spread.

Sometimes I eat out of a trash can. (Others may call it a multicooker.) If I have things sitting around in the refrigerator that I want to get rid of, but don’t want to just throw it away, I throw it in the trash can with some rice and cook it on the rice’s setting. (Unless it’s something I can have for breakfast, then I use oatmeal instead.) In this case, it turned out really good.

I had 1.5 cups of leftover Trader Joe’s turkey gravy and 3 oz. (half a package) of Trader Joe’s Nduja (a spicy salami spread), threw it in with a cup of Trader Joe’s brown rice, and pressure cooked it for 25 minutes. The result tasted very much like good Cajun dirty rice and beans, but without the beans.