Coyoty eats a pastrami western omelet.

At the Town Line Diner in Rocky Hill, CT.

Pastrami western omelet

Coyoty eats a pastrami, mushroom, and mozzarella omelet with fries.

At Town Line Diner in Rocky Hill, CT.

Buttered wheat toast.

Coyoty eats a meatlovers sub.

Roast beef, ham, turkey, pastrami, provolone, lettuce, tomato, onions, and house sandwich sauce. From Harvest Country Store in West Hartford, CT.

Coyoty eats a Pizza de Résistance.

I’ve said that if I could find a pizza place that had both pastrami and sun-dried tomatoes for toppings, I’d be in Heaven. It turns out I had access to Heaven all along, if I’d only asked. Pizza Time in Hartford, CT has pastrami in its sandwiches, but not listed as a topping. I asked if they could put it on a pizza and they said no problem.

Having found Heaven, I thought, why not go for Nirvana and have all my most favorite toppings? I ordered pastrami, sun-dried tomatoes, bacon, pineapple, and jalapenos. Nirvana was achieved. It was a marvelous pizza.

I’m glad I abandoned my idea to create an EBOLA pizza when I couldn’t find a topping starting with L.