From the Corner Cafe at Tunxis Community College in Farmington, CT.
A sick man was wandering in traffic. Police shot into a crowd at him and hit two women instead. They caught him without hitting him, and charged him with injuring the women with the police’s bullets.
Hyperland is a 50-minute long documentary film about hypertext and surrounding technologies. It was written by Douglas Adams and produced and directed by Max Whitby for BBC Two in 1990. It stars Douglas Adams as a computer user and Tom Baker, with whom Adams had already worked on Doctor Who, as a personification of a software agent. /via Wikipedia
It takes ten minutes to bake bacon at 400 degrees F. The same time to bake a nice omelet in a cast-iron skillet along with it.
All it takes to make a pan-baked omelet is some eggs, some butter, and some seasoning. The amounts and proportions don’t really matter. Experiment. Don’t use milk or cream. All it does is make the eggs bland.
For this one I used three large eggs, a tablespoon of soft butter, a handful of shredded mozzarella, and Trader Joe’s South African Smoke Seasoning Blend. Mixed it together like a scramble, poured it into an oiled Lodge skillet, and set it next to the bacon. When done, loosen with a spatula and slide it onto the plate.
This was a firm omelet about as done as a regular fried egg. For softer moister omelets, or fewer eggs, the bake time or temperature should be lower. The larger the pan, the thinner the omelet will be, so the time or temperature should be lowered accordingly.